summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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