i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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