You were right. It hurts to walk today.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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