they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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