? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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