Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We got so high we made milksteak
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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