so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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