I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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