I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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