Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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