There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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