The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
