Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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