I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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