My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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