Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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