i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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