I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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