and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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