I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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