I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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