she looked like the before picture.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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