This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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