i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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