Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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