Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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