She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
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