You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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