Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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