I CAN MOONWALK!
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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