Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Rumble strips road head = magical
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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