try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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