I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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