They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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