Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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