Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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