So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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