i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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