you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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