This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
