can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Two words: blizzard sex
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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