My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
where are you?
Hypothermia
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
