As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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