I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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