i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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