Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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