okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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