if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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