Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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