I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
my poor anus
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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