actually, I'm a sock model
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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