I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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